Archive | November, 2007

Maserati Quattroporte: An Unhealthy Obsession

By on November 9, 2007 in Cars

I’m in love. With a car. And her first name is Maserati. Her last name is Quattroporte. It’s both a passion and a love. Yes I want to be inside her. Oh so soft. Just tight enough for me. With sexy curves that I want to caress with my fingers. I want to lick.. no [...]

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Halloween: Classy Zorro

By on November 8, 2007 in Fun

If you read my previous post on Halloween confusion, then you read about my dilemma about choosing the right Halloween costume. Well, I went as a classy Zorro. What the f— is a classy Zorro? I’ll tell you. I got a Zorro mask from Party City. I then realized it was cutting into my nose, [...]

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