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Gas Mask as a Halloween Costume

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

I decided to go with a darker, sinister feel for halloween.

Gas mask.

Military style.

Why?

Been feeling in the observer mode. Kinda wanna hang back on halloween. Disappear in the crowd. Not be recognized. Be someone else.

Every halloween I have my face showing. Occasionally with face paint.

But dammit this year I’m going to be hidden!

Quick caveat: I plan on showing off the bod too though. I think it’ll be mad sexy to chicks having a gas mask and then a good body underneath.

Hmm….

Russian gas mask:

Russian Gas Mask.... on the grass.

Israeli gas mask:

Israeli Gas Mask... by the way that's not me.

Monster Gas Mask:

Monster Gas Mask... M.C. Escher?

But wait!

I just realized I can’t drink my vodka, gin, rum on Halloween with a gas mask on! lol

Soooo… I thought of this.

gas-mask-hydrator

I’ll think about it.

The Blog Gang Sign

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Representing Blog Nation… Y’all Smell Me?!?

Repping WordPress…. PHP5 homie.. wutt you ain’t herrd?

Ya feeling my slang? Do you recognize my gang sign symbols? Respect.

You step up to this you step up to MySQL. Dat’s my turf.

We roll hard. Running database optimizations on yo azz. Empty yo database if you mess wit dis. Backup and restore can’t do nuttin when I drop dem tables on you.

This ain’t about the bloods or crips my blomie. I’m axing you, who you roll wit, the MTs or the WPs. Dat’s Moveable Type and WordPress to you.

When I roll this sign on you, you best RECOGNIZE.

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